Homemade Nutella

When I visited the Schmidts in 1989, we had Nutella on French bread for breakfast, a Danish staple. Nutella is chocolate spread that tastes great with coffee, a hard boiled egg and some smoked fish, and your fingers. Linda makes it this way, and it's delicious.

  • cocoa powder
  • coconut lard
  • butter
  • sugar

Mix it up until you can spread it on bread. Eat it all, then go to the store and buy a jar of Nutella.

Then call a physician and tell him you can feel your arteries hardening.

– Linda Schmidt